i don’t wanna have sex
i want a razor scooter goddammit
liar
look bruh
you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards
or get the sickest air of your life
the choice is obvious
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Tagged as: #jack i like how you tag me in this
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Hi, I'm Kevin. I post anything on the internet that I find funny. If you like bands like panic or something, or doctor who, or Sherlock, or anything of that nature, click one of the links below (they all go to the same place except the bottom one) (I don't actually know why that's even there...) BLAME THE FRENCH! (Unless you're french, In which case BLAME THE CANADIANS!)
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DID THAT KITTEH JUST
JUST HUG IT’S HEAD
BECAUSE YOU PETTED IT’S TUMMY
WHAT AN ADORABLE KITTEH
awww
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I’ve only got one life, Rose Tyler. I could spend it with you, if you want.
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All my followers who have Xkit7, please add me :D
me too!
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i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
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my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a79b89042e416cf87df8667db89c82b/tumblr_mn63nrhygS1qfivuvo1_500.jpg)
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
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